February 2011
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When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl,...
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The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
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DAY 3 (YOUR FIRST LOVE)
My first love was Barbie. I had dozens of it when I was a child! My father would buy me one once a week but my brother uses them to play with his trucks and other toys and he’ll remove her arms and legs and head. I grew tired of it eventually. It was more fun playing with people rather than a toy. I was with my friends and most of them were teens and I was like 5 - 8 years old that time, so,...
insane-and-inlove asked: thanks for the follow :)
I have 5 fingers for a reason. My pinky is for my...
FELT LIKE I WANT TO HAVE COITUS AFTER WATCHING LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS LAST NIGHT. :/
misspauuparazzi asked: 1. Why did Carter decide to join Edward for the trip?
2. What is the way of measuring life? How do you measure life?
3. What are the spiritual needs of Edward? give the cues.
4. What are the spiritual needs of Carter? give the cues.
5. In what way did Edward and Carter make the life of each other different?
6. What does it mean to die with eyes close and heart...
2. What is the way of measuring life? How do you measure life?
3. What are the spiritual needs of Edward? give the cues.
4. What are the spiritual needs of Carter? give the cues.
5. In what way did Edward and Carter make the life of each other different?
6. What does it mean to die with eyes close and heart...
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DAY 1 (INTRODUCE YOURSELF)
Hello there. My name is Fem. I am left handed and I hate raspberry sounds. I lalalove every food that has bananas in it. Corns are one of my faves too! I don’t eat veggies much that’s why my height stopped at 5”. I love TUMBLR! I love aaaaall the posts on my dash that’s why I reblog a lot! PEYC! :)
